Stock tip du jour

Buy stock today. With the amount I am going through, their stock will go through the roof. And, if you want to know, you can get it at PetSmart or PetCo or Amazon or Ebay or my house, luckily I have a gallon jug of it.

In case you don’t know, it is the best way to clean up any organic spill or mess, such as the coffee you spilled in the car and now the cream has gone south, pet or people urine, puke, blood, poop, etc. Did I say poop? Hey, by the way, it cleans up poop. Like when your kid is on antibiotics, you know, poop. It cleans it up. A big seller in NYC I am sure with all the blood stains from the bed bug infestation. And it cleans up poop. From everything around. Even from your t-shirt if you had no choice but to pick her up. It won’t help your back, though, but that’s ok.

And I can’t believe no one has asked if she’s better. Sheesh.

(Yeah, I think a bit)

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