Danger, Will Robinson

This post is not about Pearlsky. It is about how Single Dad will steal your wife and ruin your life. Well, as told by a pinhead. In the last post, I wrote these 27 words about a woman who was ending her blog …

… reading between the lines it is basically because her husband has taken to reading the blog and trying to use anything possible against her during their divorce.

And what happens? From said husband I get a 946 word response (no, I did not count) (yes, there are 946 words) (I used this cool tool). I am very tempted to just show the email here, but I won’t. I will share it with anyone that asks. Just some quick highlights, to make sure you protect your wives and daughters from Single Dad. You see, I control people. Note that I said I was “reading between the lines,” which is an idiom, as any idiot knows. It means I am inferring something, not stating fact, stating opinion. Ok, here goes …

Your recent post stating that I have taken to reading the blog and using any information against her is incorrect and offensive. … I do not engage in any snooping on my wife’s computer …

The first couple of paragraphs went like that. Wow, too much information pal. I say you read her blog, you say you don’t snoop on her computer. “The pinhead doth protest too much, methinks.” (sorry, Bard) Besides, do I care? Do you have a point? Now comes the dangerous part … my evil mind-bending influence …

Since you are her friend, I will address a few issues that involve your influence on her choices. By your example with your own children’s care … you have influenced her choices … Her decisions to take the steps she has taken in recent months …  are to an extent are based on the belief that she can manage our daughter like you do, and get her working life back.

Danger, Will Robinson!!! Your wives may read my blog and be influenced by my magnificent magnificence and cause them to think they can manage your child’s healthcare and have a job!!!
O H  M Y  G O D!

Removing both of us and leaving a nurse in place …  potentially risks further trauma or damage from episodes where no parent is close enough to rescue her from crisis.

So, a parent must be close enough to rescue her from crisis 24/7. Wow. I have no idea why you are telling me this unless you want to cement your pinhead status. And, by the way, it is well cemented.

I am … an exemplary father, who has gone beyond all normal expectations for supporting our daughter.

Um, sir, you are not one to EVER use the word “normal” unless a round of laughter is what you are after. And finally …

I am deeply offended to be characterized in your blog as a prying, vindictive man who is causing my wife to close her blog; I have done no such thing, and I would appreciate a retraction, apology, or at least a deletion of the comment.

I say you read her blog, you respond whining that I call you “prying”? Yes, you are right, reading a public blog is prying. Yeah, sure. You know, just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you. As per your request, sir …

  1. Retraction: I retract the part of my statement that says I was reading between the lines.
  2. Apology: I am deeply sorry that you wrote me a pointless, meaningless, meandering tirade.
  3. Deletion of the comment: That was in a clause that started with “or” and since I gave you the first two, you are out of luck on this one.

And, by the way, if you are going to wrongly accuse me of something, at least get the wrong accusation correct. I did not slander you. Blogs are written, not oral, fleeting, or temporary. I did not libel you either, but you did not make that accusation.

Comments

  1. By Wendi

    Reply

  2. By Jo

    Reply

  3. Reply

  4. Reply

  5. By Mick

    Reply

  6. By jwg

    Reply

  7. By Carolyn

    Reply

  8. By Anon Ye Moose

    Reply

  9. By Helena

    Reply

  10. Reply

  11. By Bonnie

    Reply

  12. By Lynn

    Reply

  13. Reply

  14. By Eliza

    Reply

  15. By noisymouse

    Reply

  16. By Tiffany

    Reply

  17. Reply

  18. By Ethel Mertz

    Reply

  19. By Lindsay

    Reply

  20. By Cath Young

    Reply

  21. By Cath Young

    Reply

  22. By marie

    Reply

  23. By Rachel

    Reply

  24. Reply

  25. By Single Dad

    Reply

  26. By Emily

    Reply

  27. By Mandy

    Reply

  28. By Deb

    Reply

  29. By Zoe

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *