16 Sep 2010
“I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.” ~Emo Philips
Two guys are at the gym, in the locker room, changing. Bob turns to Dave and says …
Dave, how long have you been wearing women’s underwear?
Ever since my wife found them in the back seat of my car.
As I am checking out of this fancy (and expensive) hotel, I just double check all the drawers of the dresser, even though I only used one.
And, no, it wasn’t that one.
Back home with Pearlsky now. That’s all that counts.
I look at this photo and I wonder. How did I ever get from Victoria’s Secret to Fruit of the Loom 6 packs of white cotton briefs at Wal-Mart?.
Welcome home. Thanks for the pre-fast laugh.
Did you tell the hotel? Or left them for the next person to find? Or maybe the cleaning maid, who missed it the first time and will now find them and assume they were yours?
(I kinda hope option three)
By they way, they are lined up in a really weird way. I don’t know any women who store their underwear like that. Maybe they DID belong to a man.