Two guys are at the gym, in the locker room, changing. Bob turns to Dave and says …
Dave, how long have you been wearing women’s underwear?
Ever since my wife found them in the back seat of my car.
As I am checking out of this fancy (and expensive) hotel, I just double check all the drawers of the dresser, even though I only used one.
And, no, it wasn’t that one.
Back home with Pearlsky now. That’s all that counts.